Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with...– Sylvia Plath (via realsushi)
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
queensimia: coelasquid: Oh my god the Facebook page for that restaurant that Gordon Ramsay abandoned on the last episode of Kitchen Nightmares. Like, you always figure this stuff is super sensationalized for the camera but damn, unless this woman is keeping the act up and angling for her own reality show… OMFG is about the proper response to this whole thing… God, it’s like PoE Red ten...
agent-355: Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
fuckyeahtxtposts: i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand
izzybellgee: “the fastest way to a girls heart is through her rib cage”
twerkwithnarry: I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
zubat: Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds